The Curious Case of 'I Don't Know' and 'Not Me'

Unbeknownst to me, we have house guests. I'm sure they have visited your house at some point as well. Their names are 'I Don't Know' and 'Not Me'. Do you know them?

This morning while I was making breakfast, Jill was still laying in my bed. I asked her to come out to eat and she pitched a fit. I asked her again and she came out, however someone threw all of the blankets and pillows on the floor. "Jill, did you do that?" "Who threw the blankets on the floor?" "I don't know." Thank you, I don't know.

'I Don't Know' and 'Not Me' also leave chairs out around the table. People claim that they push them back in and then say 'I Don't Know' or 'Not Me' when I ask who left them out.

Stickers on the window? Must have been 'I Don't Know' or 'Not Me'.

Who colored on the wall? I Don't Know....Not Me....

What's going on in there? I Don't Know...

Can you claim I Don't Know and Not Me on your taxes? They seem to be here an awful lot.