But why?

I will never understand why my children:

• Drink their bath water. *Vomit*
• Will scream "hi" across the room when you are on the phone, but if you put the phone on speaker they are suddenly mute.
• (Aaron specifically) have a strange fascination with Nutter Butters. Why must you smell it and go "Mmmm good" before you even put it in your mouth?
• Like 90% of the shows they watch.
  
• Love birds of all kinds. I'm not a fan and of course they think they are awesome.
• Use their beds as trampolines. Jill popped two screws out of her bed frame (2nd time this has happened).

But I do understand why my children:

• Are so loveable.
• Are the funniest two children I have ever met.
• Think every silver car belongs to Paw Paw.
• Think any person with grey hair is immediately considered a grandparent.
• Think any man in cargo shorts is "Daddy".

What about you?