Not Me! Monday!

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I most certainly did not just drop everything because I heard my coffee pot go off. Nope, I would always finish whatever I was doing before even considering a coffee break.

I did not spend my entire afternoon on Saturday making food for the kids and then not make dinner for us. Nope, I would never make my husband run out to get dinner, especially on a weekend.

Naturally I cleaned my desk that looks like a war zone and have not left it in that state for a later date. Nope, I always clean things right away and rarely leave them for another time.

I did not say the phrase "Those look like kids I could have babysitted when I was in high school" Nope I always have perfect grammar and never ever make up words that don't exist. (Just typing that made me wince a little)

I did not spend the majority of my Sunday night watching Rock of Love Bus and Tough Love while browsing a million different etsy boutiques for giveaway ideas while I had a sink full of dirty dishes. Nope not me!

I think that's about it. Play along with MckMama at My Charming Kids