No, really, she does.
Any facial injury I have suffered in the last 5 years is due to my daughter. Right before my first half marathon, my wonderful Jillian head butted me in the nose and completely popped my septum out of place. The ENT described it as knocking the base off the pyramid. One septoplasty later, that was fixed.
Last night Jillian head butted me again and busted my lip. There was definitely blood and now it's nice and puffy.
I have no idea what her fascination is with my face and injuring it, but anytime it would like to end, that would be fantastic.
Please tell me I am not the only one that this happens to.
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I always say my kids are out to get me. I have one who keeps going after my face. He's head butted me in the chin and ruptured my eardrum. He's given me a black eye. He threw a toy car and managed to cut and bruise my eyebrow.
You are not alone!
My sister in law gets smacked in the face by her kids all the time. No fun :(
...but this did make me laugh lol
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