No, really, she does.
Any facial injury I have suffered in the last 5 years is due to my daughter. Right before my first half marathon, my wonderful Jillian head butted me in the nose and completely popped my septum out of place. The ENT described it as knocking the base off the pyramid. One septoplasty later, that was fixed.
Last night Jillian head butted me again and busted my lip. There was definitely blood and now it's nice and puffy.
I have no idea what her fascination is with my face and injuring it, but anytime it would like to end, that would be fantastic.
Please tell me I am not the only one that this happens to.