This morning I had a meeting and one of the committee members recently volunteered with me at the heart walk. We were the first to arrive and started chatting. This is how the conversation went:
Me: Hey! Good to see you!
Him: Good to see you! The heart walk was great, there was a lot of news about it. Did you um happen to see the Central Florida Future?
Him: This is going to sound bad and weird...there's a photo of you in it and the bad part is that I knew it was you because of your shorts.
Me: What now?
Him: They cropped out your face.
Me: Shut up!
After the meeting he brought me the article and here is my backside in all its glory in the paper:
That is my life people. When I end up in the paper, it's my backside front and center.