The Mess O'Slightly-to-the-Left O'Potamia

As many of you know, Anderson Cooper was punched while covering the protests is Egypt. If not, here's a quick recap:

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It's been a hard week for me (In case you didn't know I'm a big AC fan). I mean, who punches Anderson Cooper aka The Silver Fox? Do they not get CNN there? No AC 360? Why would you repeatedly punch that face? I mean really, have you seen it?


That face is a national treasure. For real, I mean did you see the SNL Digital Short about it?



National treasure! Jimmy Kimmel said it best though, "Let me explain, you foreigners: You do not punch Anderson Cooper – you punch Snooki. That's how we do it here. You keep your dirty hands off our silver fox." Amen Jimmy, amen.

But in all seriousness, it is straight up crazy over there, Katie Couric even was mobbed. Hopefully it all ends soon because seriously, there can be no more damage to this face:

Everything I know I learned from Anderson Cooper...

I have to admit my last few nights I have been glued to CNN's coverage of Haiti, and not because they are the leader in world events, but because they have this man on location:

Hush your mouth Lani, I know what you are thinking! But seriously, don't you think if more reporters looked like him we would be better educated in world events? Just from the past couple nights I could probably tell you every fact about this earthquake chronologically, alphabetically or via flow chart because I have been hanging on every word out of this mouth:

Obsessed? No, concerned citizen of the world. Now do I secretly wish that during this coverage a huge gust of wind would blow by and make his shirt fly up to reveal what I can only imagine to be rock hard abs? Yes, I mean look at those guns!

And don't get all "Oh Amanda you're married! How can you say these things?!" Um hello, look at this man! Seriously, scroll up and look at him! I know Scott thinks the same thing about Megan Fox, why else do you think he watched Transformers? Trust me, not the compelling story line. Did it even have a script?

But seriously if more reporters looked this:

or even this (just for you Scott):

Maybe more people would be informed on what is going on in this world. Just a thought major news stations...just a thought.

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